Hello, my name is J. I am a graphics artist, whimsically referred to as 'creative multimedia anchor' for a university. I've been working for The School right after I graduated March 2005 with promises of being fulfilled in creative ways. It was at first but things slowly started to drift away from my expectations.
I was happily through the galleries of deviantArt.com when my office chair broke into two:
I fell. Embarrassing.
I hate you cheap office furniture. Pft.
Pisshiteater is now gone to a better place. She's not dead, just lost - somewhere out there, wandering, sniffing out stuff. Good for me, now my room will smell lemony-fresh all the time.